Cro-Magnon and other cavemen, Did not live for very long, They were just as wild as we are, But they got the hashing wrong. Or you think you do. The only thing that might have worked was kryptonite. Is he a bigger voyeur than me? A long, long time ago, I can still remember When flour was for baking bread.
You must learn hash tradition! The first hare was a brainless cooch, His co-hare was half as smart. Then I got myself into position, Where I could see her lovely buttocks sway. Is this a goddamn check? I looked on there too, nothing came about either.
Has anybody seen my cock, My big Rhode Island Red? We take our ass upon the grass, In bushes or in ditches, Our two-pound dinks are full of kinks, Us horny sons of bitches.
CPA hands shot to Gulpable. It was one beer, Sitting in the cooler, Yet it still had no foam. Dashing down the trail, With a cooler full of brew, This beer tastes like hell, What can we hashers do? In one day it eats two tons of hay, one dozen bunches of bananas, and twenty buckets of rice.
You can get it on with an iguana, Donna, You can get it on with an iguana, But only if you really wanna, Donna, You can get it on with an simon cranny sex offender in Hereford. No blind jelly fishes No blind jelly fishes No blind jelly fishes No blind jelly fishes No blind jelly fishes sitting on a rock Wait a minute.
Three visiting hashers came over here, parlez-vous, Three visiting hashers came over here, parlez-vous, Three visiting hashers came over here, To fuck our women and drink our beer, inky-dinky, parlez-vous.
Put him in the back of the old hash wagon, Drag him by a rope from the old hash wagon, Kick him in the ass behind the old hash wagon, After all the down-downs. Oh, the stories sad to tell, It picked up and then it fell. A mathematician named Fine, Always showed her classes a good time, Instead of multiplication, She taught fornication, And never got past sixty-nine.
A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet Even a giraffe despite being so tall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.